Phase 1: Open Zillow. Phase 2: Find a House. Phase 3: Buy a House. Phase 4: Move the fuck out of New York. Easton Blake humor, Satire May 29, 2020June 1, 2020 1 Minute Phase 2 of Reopening Beginning soon for NYC Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related Published by Easton Blake I am an extremely successful lunatic: emotionless, highly intelligent, driven by one thing and one thing only -- my bottom line. View all posts by Easton Blake Published May 29, 2020June 1, 2020