Tag: Satire

Nothing More Profitable than War

Every American sociopath worth his salt knows politics is where the real money is, the politics of war. If you can land yourself in a position where you’re a conduit of funding for the military-industrial complex, you’ll be set for life. Just look at all the money we’ve sent to Ukraine. A war that has absolutely nothing to do with us. And wouldn’t you know it? We can’t track the funds! We don’t know where it all went!

Maybe Hunter can help us out…

Aid for Ukraine goes Missing

Lock Each Other Up!

The American government, full of sociopaths, grifters, thieves and morons, has finally begun the long awaited process of prosecuting each other. Thank goodness! As a patriotic American, I say please proceed! Put each other in jail! And while you’re at it, put the whole IRS behind bars. You all do nothing anyway, except fight the Cold War with Russia to the tunes of billions of dollars and potential nuclear armageddon. So have at it! Investigate each other. Impeach each other! The less we see of you the better off we’ll be.

Trump Laughs all the way to the Bank.

So Trump’s collectable NFTs sold out after everyone decried him as a fool. But one should never underestimate the ability of a sociopath to hustle. It’s in our blood. When we see a mark, we pounce. And Trump has identified millions of suckers, the American people. What other group would buy digital baseball cards of an orange conman dressed as Rambo? USA! USA! USA!

Former US President Donald Trump sells out NFT trading cards

Politics is the greatest con on earth.

Every sociopath worth his salt knows there is no better way to hustle than political office. Trump is living proof of this. I mean, just look below. Baseball cards? Of himself? And the sickest part of it all is: they will sell. Trump and Kushner made a fortune off of cheap red caps for Christ’s sake! Trump is just continuing to do what he has done all his life: fleece suckers. And as a fellow sociopath, I can appreciate it. Just look at all the free marketing for products you get when you pretend you’re running for president and give a fuck about making America great again. From one sociopath to another, Mr. President, I salute you.