As a straight male sociopath, I support this ruling. I have a tremendous amount of respect for gay men. They dress better, they’re smarter, and they’re great at business.

“Men are suspicious of sports illiterates.  They may suspect you of the ultimate sin — wait for it — being homosexual!  I know; that’s how ridiculous these apes are.  They actually give a damn about what gender a man brings to bed.  A man shouldn’t be judged by whom he sleeps with, he should be judged by his bank account.  Idiots.”