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Category: Satire

As a wealthy sociopath myself, I sympathize with Jake Paul. He is merely trying to fit in with the proletariat. He should read my book and learn how to pretend to be a human being properly.


Rich Kid Goes Looting

Easton Blake humor, Satire Leave a comment May 31, 2020 1 Minute

On a positive note: the riots may scare the coronavirus the hell away from humanity.

Easton Blake humor, Satire Leave a comment May 30, 2020May 30, 2020 1 Minute

Phase 1: Open Zillow. Phase 2: Find a House. Phase 3: Buy a House. Phase 4: Move the fuck out of New York.

Phase 2 of Reopening Beginning soon for NYC

Easton Blake humor, Satire Leave a comment May 29, 2020June 1, 2020 1 Minute

These monkeys clearly don’t think humanity is worth saving. Can you blame them?

Monkeys escape with COVID-19 samples after attacking lab assistant

Easton Blake humor, Satire Leave a comment May 29, 2020May 29, 2020 1 Minute

CDC warns that current antibody tests may be inaccurate. CDC then suggests we all just kill ourselves.

Antibody tests for Covid-19 wrong up to half the time, CDC says

Easton Blake humor, Satire Leave a comment May 27, 2020May 27, 2020 1 Minute

White People Problems on the Upper East Side

“Suspect Driving Blk 4Dr Jeep Sahara. White Woman, 30’s, Dark Hair, Med Build. Probably an ‘Animal Rescue’ person. Do you know her?”

Just trying to be a good neighbor..

Easton Blake humor, Satire, Sociopath, Trump, White People Problems Leave a comment May 21, 2020 1 Minute
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