Category: Satire
On a positive note: the riots may scare the coronavirus the hell away from humanity.
Phase 1: Open Zillow. Phase 2: Find a House. Phase 3: Buy a House. Phase 4: Move the fuck out of New York.
These monkeys clearly don’t think humanity is worth saving. Can you blame them?
CDC warns that current antibody tests may be inaccurate. CDC then suggests we all just kill ourselves.
White People Problems on the Upper East Side
“Suspect Driving Blk 4Dr Jeep Sahara. White Woman, 30’s, Dark Hair, Med Build. Probably an ‘Animal Rescue’ person. Do you know her?”
Just trying to be a good neighbor..
