Biden Forgets to Pretend he Cares

When asked about his handling of the classified documents he kept in a box in an unsecured garage for six years, Biden responded he has “no regrets.” As a sociopath, I completely understand this sentiment. Why should we regret anything? We kick ass and take names, that’s what we do. You’re the people who regret shit. Regret is for losers. And Biden’s president, not you.

HOWEVER, as I discuss in my book at length, part of the art of fitting in and pretending you’re normal is pretending you give a shit — feigning concern for possibly compromising the lives of intelligence agents somewhere. This was a bad look on Biden’s part, one that may cost him his chances at reelection. He better get my book before it’s too late…

Biden has no Regrets about Fuck Up

Biden Says he is Running Again

In the face of a clear inside job by the establishment to take him out, Biden makes the unwise choice of affirming his intentions to run again. But he should keep in mind there is nothing as powerful as the shadow government behind our government. And when they determine you’ve served your purpose, they will do everything they can to replace you. You think it’s a coincidence these classified documents just showed up right after Biden confirmed he was running again? The sociopaths in the intelligence agencies are not going to appreciate Biden’s stubbornness one bit. Look for more controversy coming down the pike for Joe any day now.

DOJ Allows Biden to Self-Report

Every sociopath should aspire to Biden’s level of power. The guy is so untouchable the Department of Justice is allowing him to search for stolen classified documents himself, without interference. That’s like letting a murderer search for buried bodies himself, without being on his case. It’s power. It’s impressive. And It’s the kind of cache we should all work towards.

FBI WILL NOT MONITOR BIDEN’S DOC SEARCH

Biden Forgets to Destroy the Evidence

Biden has committed the cardinal sociopath sin: he left the murder weapon lying around. As discussed in my book, there is no business like politics. And there is no commodity as valuable as the United States. The goal of every sociopath in politics is to exploit America for all she’s worth, whether it’s selling secrets or starting wars for the sake of the military industrial complex. But you can’t leave evidence lying around. Just ask Bill Clinton. Mr. President, from one sociopath to another, I’m disappointed in you.

Sociopath has a Stupid Alibi

Bryan Kohberger, the accused killer of four students, says he was in Idaho for the shopping. Cause we all know that’s what Idaho is famous for: shopping. Also, this ugly creep hasn’t shopped a day in his life except for knives, draino, handcuffs and LL Bean flannels. His lawyers are going to have an uphill battle if the rest of his excuses are this stupid.

Idaho Killer says he was in Idaho for the Shopping, not the Killing

Prince Harry Blames Brother for Nazi Costume

The first lesson here for all sociopaths is don’t dress as Hitler for Halloween. As tempting as it may be, it will not go over well. The next lesson is once you’ve dressed up as Hitler, don’t blame your brother for encouraging you to do it. As stupid as we sociopaths think the rest of the world is, they’re not that stupid. Prince harry has made the quintessential sociopath mistake: he’s bought his own bullshit. Just because you’ve convinced yourself that you’re a sensitive empath, Harry, doesn’t mean other people will buy it. Especially not when you are publicly shaming and throwing your brother under the bus. Try harder. Buy my book. You’re going to need it.

William Made me Dress like Hitler!

Sociopath Angry NFL Game Postponed for Dying Man

Heartless bastard, Skip Bayless, was pissed the Bills-Bengals game was postponed because a player was in cardiac arrest. Now, when I say “heartless bastard,” I mean this as a compliment from one sociopath to another. Skip probably had money on the game. And what’s the life of some football player compared to our bottom line? Skip was right to be outraged at the delay. He probably just shouldn’t have tweeted it.

He should read my book. It will help him pretend to have empathy for sick or dying people.

Skip Bayless Upset “Crucial” Game Postponed for Dying Player