As I write about at length in my book, every successful sociopath must have a bevy of lawyers at his beck and call. You never know when you’ll need them: business deals, mergers and acquisitions, divorce proceedings, sexual assault allegations, tax audits, espionage act violations or murder trials.
Category: comedy
Sociopaths & the State of the Union
Only a sociopath would have the balls to stand up in front of the country, with inflation where it is, a day after a Chinese Spy Balloon flew over the country, and proclaim “the state of the Union is strong!”
And I say this with the greatest admiration possible.
Sociopaths and the Ladies who Love Them
So Bryan Kohberger has a groupie. I don’t what this speaks more about: women or sociopaths. What is the evolutionary instinct that draws women to serial murderers? That they can kill if need be? That they’re strong? It’s certainly not this geek’s looks.
She actually claims to be lovesick for this homicidal maniac. And she’s kind of a milf! Imagine being the poor schmuck that chased her around in high school and could never get her, only to wake up and find out she’s fallen for a poor man’s Jeffrey Dahmer who killed four innocent kids in their sleep and left about as much clues as humanly possible. I guess it’s true what they say: nice guys definitely do finish last.
Sociopath Claims she Didn’t Know her Racist Remarks Were Racist
Ihlan Omar expects us to believe she didn’t know the trope about all Jews being rich or money obsessed. This is a typical pitftall for a sociopath: she thinks she’s the smartest in the room and that everyone else is stupid. Unfortunately for her, there are many other sociopaths in America who are much smarter and more effective than her. So this kind of bald faced lying is likely to go nowhere.
Ihlan Omar Pleads Ignorance
Sociopath Angry NFL Game Postponed for Dying Man
Heartless bastard, Skip Bayless, was pissed the Bills-Bengals game was postponed because a player was in cardiac arrest. Now, when I say “heartless bastard,” I mean this as a compliment from one sociopath to another. Skip probably had money on the game. And what’s the life of some football player compared to our bottom line? Skip was right to be outraged at the delay. He probably just shouldn’t have tweeted it.
He should read my book. It will help him pretend to have empathy for sick or dying people.
Skip Bayless Upset “Crucial” Game Postponed for Dying Player
Kamala Mad at the Media
The Vice President is angry that the press doesn’t appreciate her greatness. I sympathize. As sociopaths, we can’t expect the common-folk to value our extraordinary abilities. When faced with such prowess, the losers who write “stories” for a living tend to either criticize or envy.
Look at Trump: they don’t appreciate what a genius he is. Or as he puts it so perfectly: a stable genius. We sociopaths feel your pain Kamala. Just know this: WE recognize the “strength of your leadership,” even if no one else does. What more do you need?
Kamala Harris complains media have failed to cover ‘strength’ of her leadership
How to Behave like a Human Being 