Category: humor

Kamala Mad at the Media

The Vice President is angry that the press doesn’t appreciate her greatness. I sympathize. As sociopaths, we can’t expect the common-folk to value our extraordinary abilities. When faced with such prowess, the losers who write “stories” for a living tend to either criticize or envy.

Look at Trump: they don’t appreciate what a genius he is. Or as he puts it so perfectly: a stable genius. We sociopaths feel your pain Kamala. Just know this: WE recognize the “strength of your leadership,” even if no one else does. What more do you need?

Kamala Harris complains media have failed to cover ‘strength’ of her leadership

Another Sociopath Bites the Dust

It’s a sad day when one of my kind is laid low. If only Andrew Tate had read my book, he might not be buried beneath the jail. Before his arrest, he said, “if they want you they’ll get you.” That’s right, Andrew. Though we sociopaths are superior to the common sheep, there is nothing as powerful as the establishment. And if you buck the establishment, you’ll be crushed. The better way for our kind is to join the establishment. Run for office. Washington is brimming with sociopaths: it’s like our social club. Andrew would have been welcomed by the perverts, rapists, grifters and thieves who make policy. Instead he chose to stand out. Well done, Andrew. Well done. Maybe you’ll be the top dog on your cell block. What a pity…

Andrew Tate arrested for rape after saying he thinks rape victims must “bear responsibility” for their attacks.




Nothing More Profitable than War

Every American sociopath worth his salt knows politics is where the real money is, the politics of war. If you can land yourself in a position where you’re a conduit of funding for the military-industrial complex, you’ll be set for life. Just look at all the money we’ve sent to Ukraine. A war that has absolutely nothing to do with us. And wouldn’t you know it? We can’t track the funds! We don’t know where it all went!

Maybe Hunter can help us out…

Aid for Ukraine goes Missing

Lock Each Other Up!

The American government, full of sociopaths, grifters, thieves and morons, has finally begun the long awaited process of prosecuting each other. Thank goodness! As a patriotic American, I say please proceed! Put each other in jail! And while you’re at it, put the whole IRS behind bars. You all do nothing anyway, except fight the Cold War with Russia to the tunes of billions of dollars and potential nuclear armageddon. So have at it! Investigate each other. Impeach each other! The less we see of you the better off we’ll be.

Trump Laughs all the way to the Bank.

So Trump’s collectable NFTs sold out after everyone decried him as a fool. But one should never underestimate the ability of a sociopath to hustle. It’s in our blood. When we see a mark, we pounce. And Trump has identified millions of suckers, the American people. What other group would buy digital baseball cards of an orange conman dressed as Rambo? USA! USA! USA!

Former US President Donald Trump sells out NFT trading cards

Politics is the greatest con on earth.

Every sociopath worth his salt knows there is no better way to hustle than political office. Trump is living proof of this. I mean, just look below. Baseball cards? Of himself? And the sickest part of it all is: they will sell. Trump and Kushner made a fortune off of cheap red caps for Christ’s sake! Trump is just continuing to do what he has done all his life: fleece suckers. And as a fellow sociopath, I can appreciate it. Just look at all the free marketing for products you get when you pretend you’re running for president and give a fuck about making America great again. From one sociopath to another, Mr. President, I salute you.