It’s comforting watching movies about people more fucked than we are.
Kevin Hasset, read my guidebook for sociopaths. Though tempting, and accurate, we must not refer to people as “human capital stock.”
Happiness is rock solid abs, a brand new suit, and firing someone just to make them cry.
Golf courses are proven to carry the highest concentration of sociopaths.
Girl’s Bike on Sale in the Hamptons. One Percent Off.
Down from $200 to $199. My kind of sale. Must be a sociopath.
The contemporary hunter-gatherer, in all his pathetic glory.
Dennis Rodman is making sense. The apocalypse has officially begun.
White People Problems on the Upper East Side
“Suspect Driving Blk 4Dr Jeep Sahara. White Woman, 30’s, Dark Hair, Med Build. Probably an ‘Animal Rescue’ person. Do you know her?”
Just trying to be a good neighbor..
Beginning to respect this virus more each day!
This virus is just like me. It despises the church. After all, the only thing “morality” does is damages our bottom line. The idea that stealing is somehow immoral — only a complete loser could have thought up such a scam. Well, Jesus was from Nazareth, and was a peasant, so you figure it out.
There are only two things worthy of worship in this life: yourself and your bank account. On the other hand, church can be useful when running for office. You should read the bible if for nothing else than campaigning or relating to some rube, idiot client. Buy my book and learn. In the meantime, virus, please proceed.
