Biden Forgets to Pretend he Cares

When asked about his handling of the classified documents he kept in a box in an unsecured garage for six years, Biden responded he has “no regrets.” As a sociopath, I completely understand this sentiment. Why should we regret anything? We kick ass and take names, that’s what we do. You’re the people who regret shit. Regret is for losers. And Biden’s president, not you.

HOWEVER, as I discuss in my book at length, part of the art of fitting in and pretending you’re normal is pretending you give a shit — feigning concern for possibly compromising the lives of intelligence agents somewhere. This was a bad look on Biden’s part, one that may cost him his chances at reelection. He better get my book before it’s too late…

Biden has no Regrets about Fuck Up

Biden Forgets to Destroy the Evidence

Biden has committed the cardinal sociopath sin: he left the murder weapon lying around. As discussed in my book, there is no business like politics. And there is no commodity as valuable as the United States. The goal of every sociopath in politics is to exploit America for all she’s worth, whether it’s selling secrets or starting wars for the sake of the military industrial complex. But you can’t leave evidence lying around. Just ask Bill Clinton. Mr. President, from one sociopath to another, I’m disappointed in you.