As I write about at length in my book, every successful sociopath must have a bevy of lawyers at his beck and call. You never know when you’ll need them: business deals, mergers and acquisitions, divorce proceedings, sexual assault allegations, tax audits, espionage act violations or murder trials.
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Sociopaths & the State of the Union
Only a sociopath would have the balls to stand up in front of the country, with inflation where it is, a day after a Chinese Spy Balloon flew over the country, and proclaim “the state of the Union is strong!”
And I say this with the greatest admiration possible.
Sociopaths’ Favorite Amendment to the Constitution is the 5th
Sociopath Pretended to be Woke to fit in
So the Moscow killer is “obsessively vegan.” Bullshit, this guy never met an animal he didn’t want to skin. He just figured the best way to pretend you’re a human being at this point is to go woke. He’s probably right, liberalism is the new establishment. And they’re full of sociopaths: just look at the “Squad.”
Woke Murderer is Vegan
Biden Forgets to Pretend he Cares
When asked about his handling of the classified documents he kept in a box in an unsecured garage for six years, Biden responded he has “no regrets.” As a sociopath, I completely understand this sentiment. Why should we regret anything? We kick ass and take names, that’s what we do. You’re the people who regret shit. Regret is for losers. And Biden’s president, not you.
HOWEVER, as I discuss in my book at length, part of the art of fitting in and pretending you’re normal is pretending you give a shit — feigning concern for possibly compromising the lives of intelligence agents somewhere. This was a bad look on Biden’s part, one that may cost him his chances at reelection. He better get my book before it’s too late…
Biden has no Regrets about Fuck Up
DOJ Allows Biden to Self-Report
Every sociopath should aspire to Biden’s level of power. The guy is so untouchable the Department of Justice is allowing him to search for stolen classified documents himself, without interference. That’s like letting a murderer search for buried bodies himself, without being on his case. It’s power. It’s impressive. And It’s the kind of cache we should all work towards.
FBI WILL NOT MONITOR BIDEN’S DOC SEARCH
Biden Forgets to Destroy the Evidence
Biden has committed the cardinal sociopath sin: he left the murder weapon lying around. As discussed in my book, there is no business like politics. And there is no commodity as valuable as the United States. The goal of every sociopath in politics is to exploit America for all she’s worth, whether it’s selling secrets or starting wars for the sake of the military industrial complex. But you can’t leave evidence lying around. Just ask Bill Clinton. Mr. President, from one sociopath to another, I’m disappointed in you.
Sociopath has a Stupid Alibi
Bryan Kohberger, the accused killer of four students, says he was in Idaho for the shopping. Cause we all know that’s what Idaho is famous for: shopping. Also, this ugly creep hasn’t shopped a day in his life except for knives, draino, handcuffs and LL Bean flannels. His lawyers are going to have an uphill battle if the rest of his excuses are this stupid.
Idaho Killer says he was in Idaho for the Shopping, not the Killing
Sociopath’s Hustle Never Stops
There is no business like politics. Every sociopath with a brain in his head knows this. Trump certainly does, and he expertly cashes in at every chance. Shit, he would have monetized the Civil War! He’s monetizing insurrection, raising money off recounts and trying to trademark “rigged election.”
Trump wanted to Trademark “Rigged Election.”
Kamala Mad at the Media
The Vice President is angry that the press doesn’t appreciate her greatness. I sympathize. As sociopaths, we can’t expect the common-folk to value our extraordinary abilities. When faced with such prowess, the losers who write “stories” for a living tend to either criticize or envy.
Look at Trump: they don’t appreciate what a genius he is. Or as he puts it so perfectly: a stable genius. We sociopaths feel your pain Kamala. Just know this: WE recognize the “strength of your leadership,” even if no one else does. What more do you need?
Kamala Harris complains media have failed to cover ‘strength’ of her leadership
How to Behave like a Human Being 